Retail Outlets on OpenStreetMap: Cartograms, and Patchwork Quilts

I enjoyed the process of creating a cartogram from OpenStreetMap data a couple of years back, even if it was somewhat tedious. However two things stopped me from taking it further: the QGIS plugin I was using does not work with later editions, and I really wanted something a little more refined.

Cartogram of Local Authority areas in Great Britain based on numbers of pubs on OpenStreetMap
Created using ScapeToad, this is a simple, and naive, cartogram.